Matt says:
I'm so happy!

Audra! says:
Why are you so happy? 

Matt says:
Well, I DON'T have gangrene in my foot.
Matt says:
I thought I had and was really worried 

Audra! says:
JESUS! 

Matt says:
Also, on m slow walk home from the doctor's office I stopped and made friends with an antique store owner who sold me a 100 year old top hat for $12 and it going to assemble a seriously nice oil lamp for me over the next week. 

Audra! says:
I really enjoy what makes a "Good day" for you. "Really old hat. No gangrene." 

Matt says:
My horoscope said to lower my expectations for a fun time. it's working brilliantly.

In further career counselling annoyances, I was doing some internet research on the workshop my counsellor signed me up for, and have found that it's TOTALLY NOT RIGHT FOR ME. She billed it as a general 'career exploration' workshop, but it's not. It's for people who have decided on a course of training or further education and want to make sure that it's a good idea for them. Like if I had decided to go back to school to become a veterinarian, I could go to this workshop for two days and take tests and find out if I'd make a good veterinarian and if going back to school was the correct course of action or if I should just try to figure out my transferable skills, etc.

Anyway, NOT RELEVANT FOR ME.

Did I mention this is actually the 2nd time I've tried going to a career counsellor in Ontario? Yeah, I also went when I first moved here, (to a totally different location) and they decided that the best thing was to put me in a counselling service for 'youth with barriers to employment' -- barriers like criminal records, substance abuse, requiring housing assistance, etc. YUP THAT'S ME.

Needless to say I will be abandoning this course of action, stat.

As ridiculous as it may sound, I've just got another new job at the college.

This one is a Team Leader role, which is making me feel like this:




I also only got four hours of sleep last night, which is making me feel like napping before going to dinner with friends I haven't seen in ages.

Must....be....coherent....

It was about time I gave Napoleon his own comic that actually has to do with things he did.

The videogame based on WATCHMEN will go beyond the film and delve into the characters, rivalries and challenges in a mature action-brawler. The game provides gamers with visceral superhero combat as urban vigilantes Rorschach and Nite Owl.

I have a better idea! Why not have a third person survival horror game based on Sophie's Choice, you assholes?

Sorry, I may be a bit punchy. But Tim is here, and I have a few day's work schlepping stuff around on a movie set, and the Sin City anniversary party is tomorrow night. DJ Gluttony, one night only, bitches.

Last night I went to see Mamma Mia! The theatre was filled with the young ladies of Camp Kadima(h?). A good time was had by all (except, presumably, for the girl somewhere behind me who said "Finally! Thank god that's over" as soon as the credits started to roll.) I enjoyed it despite the fact that Pierce Brosnan CANNOT SING. And I'm not a huge ABBA fan, either. I sort of like ABBA songs better sung by other people.

I went to the beach with some friends and we took quite a few (rather silly) jumping pictures.

( lots more... )

OK
This image I have in my head: is it funny?
A storm trooper on a speeder bike chasing
Luke Skywalker riding a ten-speed?.

I mean if you say, saw it stenciled on a wall or something of that nature.

A- NO
B- YES

 my only problem with ZSG and for that matter WWZ are max brooks' assumptions that this is what zombies are and this is how to fight them. which is fine, if you take these as works of fiction... however, too many 'zombie survivalists' treat these books as gospel. for example: z-day comes, you get yourself a .22 on max brooks' advice. z-day +1, you're one too. why? because YOU WERE USING A .22. .22LR rounds have difficulty piercing skulls, which is where you're gonna want to hit a zombie. go for a .30-06, .308 or .303 for maximum effect, many of these rounds will knock a target down even if a kill-shot is not acheived, giving you precious time to escape. and a machete? well, you'd want to be hoping you're a 'machete ninja' to decapitate a zombie...

I have been gardening in some capacity almost every day for well over a month now. It is the most therapeutic and satisfying thing to see some small living entity flourish due to my own actions, sometimes my experiments in caring for these plants are not fully successful, but I am learning.

My garden will be without me in a couple of days however. I will be spending the weekend listening to music somewhere. Don't know yet how I am getting there, but I am very much looking forward to it.

BREAKING NEWS!


LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT - Starring Lon Chaney
Classic Horror Film LOST for decades FOUND!





You have read it right, the most notorious and sought after film in cinema history, the film that was thought lost forever in an MGM film vault fire decades ago......


LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT starring Lon Chaney, has been found!


And, it was found by the Horror Drunx own investigative journalist, SID TERROR!


Read his exclusive article only at...






Here is a short excerpt:..


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LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT - The lost Lon Chaney masterpiece FOUND!


FINDING THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER "LOST" FILM IN CINEMA HISTORY


(A Horror Drunx Exclusive)
by Sid Terror
July 23, 2008


Yes. It is true. For those who scoff and doubt (I'm sure you will be legion) that the most notorious lost film of all times was located, I will say it again with authority and conviction...


I, Sid Terror, saw Lon Chaney's lost classic LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT with my own eyes. Without a doubt. No I am not talking about a recreation made completely from still photos, I'm talking about the entire long-lost motion-picture!


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Read the entire article and find out more! The discovery of 25 missing minutes from the silent classic METROPOLIS made international news headlines a few weeks ago.
THIS story is bigger because it concerns an entire lost masterpiece!


To find out the details, go to...

Than getting a random phone call at work from Mike.

That is all!

When people with poor reasoning skills+ insane amounts of passion are not on your team.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/23/AR2008072303642.html

7 foot round bed for sale.

OMG people can you imagine something with more DNA on it than a SECOND HAND ANIMAL PRINT ROUND BED?? Ew.

Now that was a blast from the past! I just made a phone call from my father's place, using a land line. I called a girl's number, and her mother answered. I feel like a teenager back in the 80s or 90s.

my friends and i attended a zombie march in chicago in june.
we asked curious onlookers if they were prepared for the zombie attack.
most of them said they weren't.