On Tuesday I had the most expensive nap of my life. Before I lay down on the park bench I had a digital camera in my pocket. Apparently, afterwards, not so much (did not notice until hours later).

Guys, my new camera has crazy features.

It goes to ISO 3200 which means I can take reasonable low light shots without a flash. Surprisingly good ones. It has a very good stabilizer, when you are zoomed in, so there is a lot less shaking.

It also has something called Smile Mode.

How Smile Mode works is that you hold down the button, and a little orange box appears around the face of what it thinks is your subject. There is a SMILE METER on the side, and it goes up and down depending on how much the camera thinks they are smiling. When it goes HIGH ENOUGH, it triggers the flash and picture automatically.

Or should I say AUTOMAGICALLY?!

I love my new creepy, creepy camera.